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Note to Governor Mike Huckabee…
Are you suggesting slashing, burning, and destroying federal buildings? Because that sounds a lot like domestic terrorism!
If you want to do this, then get the hell out of the presidential race!
—- Leila Luna, Internal Revenue Service special agent
“Death and taxes; it’s all in a day’s work.”
Anti- Government, Anti-Tax Crazies Get Their Home and Office Auctioned Off
HA HA HA!!!
I’ve bought many items from an IRS/government auction. How do you think I got my car and home?
—- Leila Luna, Internal Revenue Service special agent
“Death and taxes; it’s all in a day’s work.”
To The Hackers Who Stole Data from the IRS website….
http://www.cnn.com/2015/05/27/politics/irs-cyber-breach-russia/
This one’s for you!
—- Leila Luna, Internal Revenue Service special agent
“Death and taxes; it’s all in a day’s work.”
John Oliver, For a Moment There I Was Going to Rip You to Shreds…..
But I watched the whole segment!
I won’t keep an eye on you, but I’ll keep an eye out for that a**hole, Ted Cruz!
P.S: Tea Party types who like to call IRS anti-American should think about this:
http://www.irs.gov/uac/Criminal-Investigation-%28CI%29-At-a-Glance
“As financial investigators, CI special agents fill a unique niche in the federal law enforcement community. Today’s sophisticated schemes to defraud the government demand the analytical ability of financial investigators to wade through complex paper and computerized financial records. ”
http://www.irs.gov/uac/Criminal-Investigation-Responds-to-Terrorism
Abolishing the IRS would mean other federal law enforcement agencies would have to fill in the roll of investigating money laundering, tracking possible terrorist funding, and currency violations.
To sum it up: other agencies such as the FBI and Secret Service would see an increase in their casework; and since you Tea Party types are so adamant about cutting government spending, with a lot less resources.
Oh, and one last tidbit:
http://www.offthechartsblog.org/government-programs-kept-millions-out-of-poverty-in-2010/
Earn income tax credits keep families out of poverty; you know, the ones that would disappear with a flat tax.
If you want to live in a country with a flat tax, is hard on environmentalists, combats a growing homosexual influence, warns of a rise of a “dependency mentality,” takes a hard line on illegal immigrants, and has leaders that project an over the top macho image, then maybe you should consider Vladimir Putin’s Russia!
—- Leila Luna, Internal Revenue Service special agent
Ok Ted Cruz, here’s the deal…….
http://onpolitics.usatoday.com/2014/07/22/ted-cruz-true-blood-vampires-misogynist/
…..you and the Tea Party drop the charges against the IRS, and I will hunt down any vampire that threatens you. If there is anything that will scare the living daylights (no pun intended) out of a blood sucker, it’s a werewolf. An Internal Revenue Service special agent werewolf.
If I can’t rip the still-beating heart out of the ghoul, I can always audit him!
P.S.: If you want to abolish the IRS, how is our government/military suppose to get money? A bake sale?
—— Leila Luna
Hey punk…
Stop marking your territory by the building or I’m having you for dinner! Any leftovers will go to my husband’s tissue bank!
—- Leila Luna
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NOTE: Yes, I am aware this picture is from last year, but I just came across it recently. The first thing on my mind: “What would Leila Luna, the werewolf IRS agent, do if she saw this?” The ending wouldn’t be so pretty!
Never cross paths with a she-wolf, especially one who is married to a mad scientist!
Cosine 