Perfect for storing those pictures and souvenirs from a trip to Disneyland.
…..Or instructions on how to weaponize pox.
Whatever suits your fancy.
—– Dr. Tony E. Glace-Noire
“Mad science today, mainstream tomorrow!”
Journal Notes: Huh?
“Farm-grown potatoes”? Isn’t this obvious; aren’t all edible potatoes grown on a farm? Or is there some top secret method to cultivate potatoes in a test tube? Maybe I could read up on it in the next issue of “Bulletin of the Mad Scientists”.
—– Dr. Tony E. Glace-Noire
“Mad science today, mainstream tomorrow!”
Headbutt Incident at Walmart
http://kfor.com/2015/02/10/video-headbutt-ignites-walmart-fight-between-women/
“Albitz told WTVD the two also got into an argument the day before when Albitz took her husband to the Jackson Hewitt location inside the Walmart to file his taxes.”
Fox News is going to blame the IRS in 3…2…1…
—– Leila Luna
Journal Notes: Possible, Realistic Ways You Could Die Today
(Warning: you might become über-paranoid after reading this list!)
— You roll off your bed while you are sleeping, hit your head on the floor, and die.
— You take a shower, slip, hit your head and die.
— As you walk down a flight of stairs, you trip, roll down and die.
— You drive your car, get involved in a wreak, and die.
— You get on a high ladder, fall off, and die.
— You fix some electrical problem in your home, get electrocuted, and head off to kingdom come.
— During dinner, you eat your food too fast, choke, and die.
— You take a bath, fall asleep, and drown.
— You die suddenly in your sleep with no explanation.
Have a nice day!
—– Dr. Tony E. Glace-Noire
Journal Notes: Ahead Of My Time
So this Disney movie Frozen has some people wearing snowflakes outside of Christmas/Wintertime. And then this Ebola crisis has people dressed up in hazmat suits everywhere.
Out of season snowflakes? Hazmat suits? I’ve been doing this for years! As a matter of fact, I do this everyday!
Wow.
—- Dr. Tony E. Glace-Noire
Journal Notes: To Chris Christie, Donald Trump
F**k off!
F**k off, Chris Christie, for being unapologetic for keeping nurse Kaci Hickox in that outdoor tent. People might have issues with the nurse’s legal fight over her home quarantine in Maine, but lets face it, it’s totally unacceptable to keep this heroic nurse in an outdoor tent with no shower and just a hospital gown for 21 days. Thank goodness public outrage and a good lawyer got this lady released.
F**k off, Donald Trump, for insulting Dr. Craig Spencer, calling him selfish, and back in August, saying Dr. Kent Brantly and Nancy Writebol “must suffer the consequences” and “stay in West Africa” and not receive treatment in the United States. How pathetic does this look: a multi millionaire from his luxurious home, chastises missionary doctors suffering from Ebola.
As a mad scientist, I have deep respect for people who work with the Ebola virus. Want to get some attention and earn some street cred with fellow mad scientists, start off a conversation with “I was working with the Ebola virus and…. “.
The response will be : Whoa, wait, you worked with the Ebola virus?!
Followed by: Which strain, or did you get sick?
So once again Christie and Trump, f**k off!
P.S.: If blowhards like Trump had it their way, those missionary aid workers would have stayed in Africa, died, and would not be alive to donate their life saving blood filled with anti bodies.
—– Dr. Tony E. Glace-Noire
