
This Valentine’s Day Candy Bar Isn’t Making a Feminist Statement
It’s perpetuating the idiotic stereotype that women aren’t good at math!
—- Leila Luna, Internal Revenue Service special agent
“Death and taxes; it’s all in a day’s work.”

Saw This on the End of a Tea Bag String
But what if somebody is putting all of their energy into building an antimatter weapon?
—– Dr. Tony E. Glace-Noire
“Mad science today, mainstream tomorrow!”

Looks Like Somebody Enjoys the Taste of Sewage in Their Water
Matt Gaetz probably thinks lead is a essential trace element.
—– Dr. Tony E. Glace-Noire
“Mad science today, mainstream tomorrow!”

This is a Joke, Right?
We all know the Catholic Church frowns on divorce and promotes compassion towards the sick. So why the heck is this even being consider?
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/callista-gingrich-consideration-vatican-ambassador-job-article-1.2956695
Yeah, let’s nominate an adulteress who married to a man who’s twice-divorced; both reasons being that those ladies were too ill for Gingrich’s liking.
If she gets that position, I have some suggestions for Mrs. Gingrich: Go to the Vatican church everyday and pray you are not diagnosed with a debilitating disease. Otherwise Newt’s going to scram like a roach when the lights turn on.
From the journal of:
—- Leila Luna, Internal Revenue Service special agent
“Death and taxes; it’s all in a day’s work.”

This is a YUUGE, Great Idea…..
But lets be fair and have your company pay a tariff on items it manufactures overseas!
—- Leila Luna, Internal Revenue Service special agent
“Death and taxes; it’s all in a day’s work.”

Note to Representative Lacy Clay…
The next time an intruder breaks into your residency, don’t bother calling the police.
Judging by your praise of that moronic painting, you obviously don’t appreciate the blue uniform and the sacrifices that come with it.
Why don’t you prove your “self-reliance” and fight any potential home invader with your own bare hands?
—- Leila Luna, Internal Revenue Service special agent
“Death and taxes; it’s all in a day’s work.”

Happy Halloween!
—–From the notes of Dr. Tony E. Glace–Noire
“Mad science today, mainstream tomorrow!”

The Time of the Year When the Dead Walk the Earth
Halloween, Día de los Muertos, or Election Day?
—- Leila Luna, Internal Revenue Service special agent
“Death and taxes; it’s all in a day’s work.”

Happy National Coffee Day!
—–From the notes of Dr. Tony E. Glace-Noire
“Mad science today, mainstream tomorrow!”