Category Archives: snowflake
(Warning: you might become über-paranoid after reading this list!)
— You roll off your bed while you are sleeping, hit your head on the floor, and die.
— You take a shower, slip, hit your head and die.
— As you walk down a flight of stairs, you trip, roll down and die.
— You drive your car, get involved in a wreak, and die.
— You get on a high ladder, fall off, and die.
— You fix some electrical problem in your home, get electrocuted, and head off to kingdom come.
— During dinner, you eat your food too fast, choke, and die.
— You take a bath, fall asleep, and drown.
— You die suddenly in your sleep with no explanation.
Have a nice day!
—– Dr. Tony E. Glace-Noire
So this Disney movie Frozen has some people wearing snowflakes outside of Christmas/Wintertime. And then this Ebola crisis has people dressed up in hazmat suits everywhere.
Out of season snowflakes? Hazmat suits? I’ve been doing this for years! As a matter of fact, I do this everyday!
—- Dr. Tony E. Glace-Noire