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Note to Representative Lacy Clay…

The next time an intruder breaks into your residency, don’t bother calling the police.
Judging by your praise of that moronic painting, you obviously don’t appreciate the blue uniform and the sacrifices that come with it.
Why don’t you prove your “self-reliance” and fight any potential home invader with your own bare hands?
—- Leila Luna, Internal Revenue Service special agent
“Death and taxes; it’s all in a day’s work.”