(Warning: you might become über-paranoid after reading this list!)
— You roll off your bed while you are sleeping, hit your head on the floor, and die.
— You take a shower, slip, hit your head and die.
— As you walk down a flight of stairs, you trip, roll down and die.
— You drive your car, get involved in a wreak, and die.
— You get on a high ladder, fall off, and die.
— You fix some electrical problem in your home, get electrocuted, and head off to kingdom come.
— During dinner, you eat your food too fast, choke, and die.
— You take a bath, fall asleep, and drown.
— You die suddenly in your sleep with no explanation.
Have a nice day!
—– Dr. Tony E. Glace-Noire
So this Disney movie Frozen has some people wearing snowflakes outside of Christmas/Wintertime. And then this Ebola crisis has people dressed up in hazmat suits everywhere.
Out of season snowflakes? Hazmat suits? I’ve been doing this for years! As a matter of fact, I do this everyday!
—- Dr. Tony E. Glace-Noire
F**k off, Chris Christie, for being unapologetic for keeping nurse Kaci Hickox in that outdoor tent. People might have issues with the nurse’s legal fight over her home quarantine in Maine, but lets face it, it’s totally unacceptable to keep this heroic nurse in an outdoor tent with no shower and just a hospital gown for 21 days. Thank goodness public outrage and a good lawyer got this lady released.
F**k off, Donald Trump, for insulting Dr. Craig Spencer, calling him selfish, and back in August, saying Dr. Kent Brantly and Nancy Writebol “must suffer the consequences” and “stay in West Africa” and not receive treatment in the United States. How pathetic does this look: a multi millionaire from his luxurious home, chastises missionary doctors suffering from Ebola.
As a mad scientist, I have deep respect for people who work with the Ebola virus. Want to get some attention and earn some street cred with fellow mad scientists, start off a conversation with “I was working with the Ebola virus and…. “.
The response will be : Whoa, wait, you worked with the Ebola virus?!
Followed by: Which strain, or did you get sick?
So once again Christie and Trump, f**k off!
P.S.: If blowhards like Trump had it their way, those missionary aid workers would have stayed in Africa, died, and would not be alive to donate their life saving blood filled with anti bodies.
—– Dr. Tony E. Glace-Noire
…..you and the Tea Party drop the charges against the IRS, and I will hunt down any vampire that threatens you. If there is anything that will scare the living daylights (no pun intended) out of a blood sucker, it’s a werewolf. An Internal Revenue Service special agent werewolf.
If I can’t rip the still-beating heart out of the ghoul, I can always audit him!
P.S.: If you want to abolish the IRS, how is our government/military suppose to get money? A bake sale?
—— Leila Luna
Stop marking your territory by the building or I’m having you for dinner! Any leftovers will go to my husband’s tissue bank!
—- Leila Luna
NOTE: Yes, I am aware this picture is from last year, but I just came across it recently. The first thing on my mind: “What would Leila Luna, the werewolf IRS agent, do if she saw this?” The ending wouldn’t be so pretty!
Never cross paths with a she-wolf, especially one who is married to a mad scientist!